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There is a magnificent cathedral on the coast, with a pier behind it and several boats docked. (http://rapidshare.com/files/51705370/Dragonforce_-_Dragonheart_theme.mp3) The tallest of its keeps and towers rise above the forests and are visible from miles away. Great statues and pillars rise from the ground around the cathedral. Great steps of marble lead up to the massive doors which lead into the church. There was a single guard there, whom had fallen asleep at his post. He was barely armed, garbed in mere trousers and with only a dagger at his side. He has slumped off in a corner, pipe in mouth, snoring loudly.

Beyond the gargantuan doors is a mighty, fantastic central chamber. It stretches for meters on end, with huge balconies on either side, two stories above the floor. In each corner of the room is a shrine, each shrine with a great statue on a pedestal. Three of the four statues are clearly the image of a deity. The first is a beautiful goddess. Hers is larger than the other four statues. She has an artificial leg and long hair. There is a label on the pedestal: "TRANZOORDER". The second, the one closet to your left, is a short man with blue robes and a concealing hat. The pedestal reads, "ME_". The third, the one farthest away on the right side, is a tallish man with a blade hanging at his side. "JOHNNY, COMBO PLAYER". The final is also a deity, a woman of average build, with short red hair. The label is "Miranda". There is a red cushion at the bottom of each of the pedestals.

This shrine is decorated elaborately, with flowers and candles taking up most of the space. As soon as you set one foot in the shrine, music began to play (http://rapidshare.com/files/50682971/DragonForce_-_Trail_Of_Broken_Hearts.mp3), though where it comes from isn't quite clear. There is a scroll wedged under the right arm of the statue. It seems to have some information on the goddess.


Tranzo Andris, better known as Tranzoorder, was the Goddess of ARG Newbies, Defender of Johnnies and Smiter of Horrible Vorthos Wannabes. She ascended to her spot as Goddess when designing a Magic: The Gathering Card designed to allow one to shift to greater planes. The card backfired on her, and a Goddess was born. Originally neutral evil, she wreaked fear among her enemies, and brought mortals to her knees. Eventually, she would have complete control, and all beings, mortals and deities alike, would kiss the ground she walked upon. However, she had a great Alignment switch after helping her brother to become an evil deity, and became Neutral Good. As a reborn Goddess, a terrible war raged. By the end of the war, she wounded, weak, unable to continue on. One of her wounds was the destruction of her left leg, which she managed to gradually rebuild. Her followers disbanded as she went into dormant seclusion, but her memory was carried on by one valiant, loyal servant: her high priestess, Lady Gareth the Cold. After long years and harsh times, Lady Gareth restored the Church during the time of Gleemax. Many people flocked to the returning Goddess and prepared for her arrival, one which would never come. Upon her return, she was locked back out by Gleemax. However, Gleemax didn't merely lock her out - he destroyed her! The Goddess was gravely injured, and perished a day later, leaving the God Me_ as her successor.



The second shrine was almost barren, and ominous music filled the air (http://rapidshare.com/files/51705371/Dragonforce_-_Disciples_of_Babylon.mp3). There are several withered roses in a black vase, and daggers adorn the area, forming a jagged path to the statue. Two hallowed out skulls with candles in them stood guard at the foot of the pedestal. Tucked under the God's hat is a scroll.



Me_ is the current leader of the Role-Playing Pantheon. Born of black mana, he is the God of Crazy. Me_ is sadistic, evil and a black mage...yet still only Chaotic Neutral. The God of Crazy was appointed leader of the pantheon when tranzoorder was slain. He also aids Yawgmoth of Phyrexia from time to time, and is a sworn enemy of Gleemax.



A brightly illuminated area, this shrine had mysterious aura about it as fast-paced guitar strokes (http://rapidshare.com/files/51707756/Spiderbait_-_Ghost_Riders_in_the_Sky2.mp3) which the flames of the candles to dance to. A trio of blades are on either side, each ringed with playing cards. The cards vary in color, but all are a mixture of Aces and Jacks. The tall statue is ringed by candles in the shape of greatswords. Snagged on the blade held by Johnny, Combo Player is a slightly burnt scroll.

Johnny, Combo Player is the newest God to the pantheon. Next to nothing is known about him, though his prowess in combat is unquestioned. Only appearing occasionally, Johnny is very mysterious, and his place in the pantheon is unknown, although he wields the utmost respect from warriors everywhere.

The final shrine is smothered in roses, dark red and orange, all on fire but not burning. Dark music filled this shrine (http://rapidshare.com/files/51705372/Crush_40_-_I_Am..._All_of_Me__Long_Version_.mp3), sung by a strong feminine voice with heavy instrument strokes, most likely that of Miranda herself. A staff of sorts lays on the ground, to the left of the dark red cushion. Incense gives a sweet aroma to the shrine and a quartet of candles burn brightly. At the foot of the statue is a framed picture with four people in it. At the front, a man and a woman are grinning, sitting down at a table, holding hands. The man has blue eyes and dark, brown hair and is garbed in an azure cloak, while the woman is obviously Miranda. In the back are two others, another man and woman. The man is leaning on the table, laughing, with two fingers sticking up behind the first man's head and dressed in a light gray suit. The woman also looks very similar to Miranda, and is standing in the back, a huge smile on her face. In her hands is a plate of salad, which is half devoured. A strand of lettuce is hanging at the corner of her mouth. In the background of the photo is the a sea, with several boats out fishing.

Strapped to the back of the statue is a scroll.


The Lady Gareth grew up in a small, pathetic little city as Gareth Selva. Her mother had mistakenly thought her a boy when she was named, and once given, the name could not be taken back. As though to live up to her gender confusion, Gareth grew up hotheaded and headstrong, willing to throw a punch and break bones for a friend, a cause, or if she was just angry enough. Despite her hotheadedness, she was a quick study and a sharp mind, and got good grades.

A long and rather meaningless point in her life followed before she met tranzoorder. Gareth immediately became very devoted. Through hard work and worship, she became the High Priestess of Tranzoorder and kept the religion alive after tranzoorder's disappearance. The original founder of the Church of the Role-Playing Pantheon, she was killed when driven near mad with guilt from several faults she had committed. Her successor was her lover and second-in-command, the paladin Gareth Lorn.

However, the following day her goddess tranzoorder was killed by Gleemax himself. In Tranzoorder's dying breaths, she ascended Gareth Selva to the ranks of the pantheon. Selva disappeared for several years, and mysteriously reappeared one day, claiming her name was now Miranda. She easily settled into her role as Goddess of the Role-Playing Pantheon at around this time. It can be assumed she was learning the ropes of being a deity during her years of absence, although this is not known for fact.

To the left of the room is great arched entrance way, which leads into the largest library ever constructed. At a mere first glance, it is obvious this well of knowledge contains more information than anywhere else in the world.

The four story library within the Cathedral is the largest storage of (http://zsasz.com/gleewiki) knowledge to have ever been accessed to mortals. (http://boards-test-dev.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=856328) Pleasant music fills the vast rooms. (http://rapidshare.com/files/51708877/DragonForce_-_battle_with_acolytes.mp3)

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Row after row of books, tomes and scrolls compile every last bit of knowledge of the universe, heavens and everything in between. Looking around, it can be seen that bookcases are labeled by their contents. Stopping to examine each one would yield the most information and answer the most questions one could ever come up with, though no human would ever have the time it would take to look through all of it.


Ever since the Gleemax war began, hundreds of factions sprouted up, each with their own ideals, benefits and downsides. Several of the most notable factions included The High Council of Gleemax, GAMRA and the Church of the Role-Playing Pantheon.



WBW
WWB
BBB

The Cult of Gleemax is one of the most avid supporters of the brain. They are worshippers of Gleemax and follow him indefinitely. They believe that the brain will be victorious no matter what, and that through him they will gain immense power. Its leadership, the High Council of Gleemax, is led by Rachel, whom they have proclaimed the Dark Queen of Chaos.

If one wishes to join Gleemax, it is usually done so by paying a visit to the Cult of Gleemax.




GAMRA stands for Gleemax and Minions Rebel Alliance. It is divided into two sections: the navy, and the Marine Corps.The former is dedicated to space combat, while the latter is for land battles. Both areas are joined by going to the GAMRA Recruitment Center (http://boards-test-dev.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=896772).

The laws of GAMRA are as follow:
Gleemax must be destroyed.
Gleemaxian Minions will surrender or be shot on sight.
Any member of any rebellion may join.
Shoot first and ask questions later.
No man left behind
Attacking an unarmed or helpless opponent is forbidden.
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
Betrayal is inexcusable.
Traitors will be shot on sight.

The leaders of GAMRA are Gareth Lorn, Niek and Lord Yawgmoth.


Tyrantsbane is a Neutral Good faction dedicated to the eradication of those they deem tyrants.

Tyrantsbane follows six strict rules.


1. All members are equal, all will have equal say in how faction resources are to be used.

2. All missions are on a volunteer basis only, no member will be forced to do anything against their will.

3. The use of mind controlling or personality and memory modifiing effects is expressly forbidden, as is forcing someone to obey by means of force.

4. Aiding one who takes one of the actions forbidden in rule three is forbidden.

5. Those under control of others are not to blame, they are to be left unharmed is at all possible. It is the controller who must be punished.

6. Anyone found to be in violation of the above rules will be punished according to the severity of their crimes, to be decided by a vote of all active members.


To the right of the chamber is another arched way, this one leading into a huge dining room. The dining room has thirty long tables, all lined up in perfectly neat rows, and each is dressed for a mighty feast. Hanging on the archway is a swinging sign, which reads: "The Hall of Khledon Lurt". At the end of the hall is a doorway with gratings on it, from which a delicious aroma is coming out of.

Upon entering the hall, a vast array of monks can be seen, sitting at the various tables and dining on their meals. One particular walks up. "You are new here... perhaps I could help alleviate some curiosity?"
The Guild of Quests (http://boards-test-dev.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=889749) is the management system of the GleePlane, led by the fire god Thanatos Omega. They handle the banks and the currency, Guild of Quests Gold, or GoQg for short. They also handle quests and are constantly at odds with the rebels in Fleet Wars.

The GleePlane is the world we're in right now. Everything, from the peak of Mt. Soleil to the bottomless pits of the Lynari Desert, is in the GleePlane.

The Fleet Wars are battles in space against the rebels, who are always trying to overthrow the Guild of Quests. The Guild of Quests Hangerbay sells ships which can be bought to use in these battles. Fleet Wars are not tied to the Flame Wars.

The Flame Wars are the battles between GAMRA and Gleemax. They decide the outcome of battles everywhere. For more information on these, it may be prudent to go the library here and look up Flame Wars (http://boards-test-dev.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=870894).

The Lynari Desert was the origin of a group of rag-tag adventurers known as the Order of the Sand. (http://boards-test-dev.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=902675) The name is most likely an homage to the world-famous Order of the Scribble. The Lynari Desert is filled with treasure, but only for those daring enough to brave the many perils within.

Most usually by participating in quests or taking flight in the Fleet Wars. Before one can ascertain any money it all, they must first open an account at the GoQ Bank (http://boards-test-dev.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=898068).

The Hanger Bay has ships, plus many other things (http://boards-test-dev.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=909001).

Ah, that was Sierra Lorn, our leader. She is our High Priestess, the sister of the late Gareth Lorn, our previous High Priest. He was the lover of our goddess Miranda when she was still mortal. If you want to know more, you should probably ask Sierra herself.

Khledon Lurt was an infamous vampire who died saving the lives of many others, and a personal hero of our High Priest.

I was wondering when that would be asked. This building is the Church of the Role-Playing Pantheon, the cathedral or the most powerful pantheon of gods ever to exist. The only one to ever match their power was Gleemax. This Church is the home for all new to the GleePlane, home for all who reside in the GleePlane. We are neutral in the war, and any who wish to join us need not stay. We give shelter to those who seek it, nourishment to those who desire it, healing to those who need it, and are a safe haven to all who want it. We are all monks here, and all pacifistic. We are not here to warmonger, we are here to bring peace and serenity. We have only a small group of soldiers here because in a time of war even pacifists need defense. Oh, how rude of me! I never even introduced myself. My name is Ryther Rem, head monk. It was a pleasure to speak with you. Come seek me again if you have any other questions!

The monk says farewell and sits down to eat his meal, porridge and bread.

Going along the back of the chamber are several steps, which lead up to a platform. On the platform are three throne-like seats. On the middle throne sits a beautiful woman in light garments, her legs crossed There is a staff in back of her throne. She smiles and nods a greeting. The other two thrones are vacant, and no one else is in the room.

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To the left of the thrones is a doorway which leads to a staircase. The stairs go downwards, with red velvet covering each step.To the right of the right of the thrones is another doorway with another staircase. These stairs lead upwards, presumably to the balconies. Though, from the air of the facility, it looks it should be perfectly fine to roam around and explore at your own leisure. The guards are only lightly armed, and they're only there for defense.

Climbing up the stairs, the scent of healing leaves and herbs can be smelled. The sensational aromas are coming from behind a door. Opening the door, there were tables lined up in the entire room. Various clerics were standing about, bent over the tables. Most of the tables were occupied by people, most naked, bloody and groaning. As you stepped in in awe, one of the clerics looked up from the person he was applying salves and bandages to, a young female elf with only a stub for her left arm, and eyed you curiously. "Sad, innit? Tha horrors o' war. But tell me fellow, what 're ye doin' 'ere? I don't think tha' this be a pleas'nt place ta be."

Och, so ye be new 'ere? Tha' explains a lot. This be one of the four healing wards we have 'ere in tha Church. It's only tha smallest one. We heal the wounded from all over, no matter who they are, or what they fight for. Please, though, I think it would be best if ye left, unless ye want to be a healer tha' is. If tha be tha case, you should prob'bly find Nevey - she be tha head cleric, a human o' mittle height.

Leaving the room, you look into the next three, all of which are more healing rooms. The halls are nicely decorated, with pianos and plants and chairs and desks. There are others walking by, who smile and say polite greetings. Music is everywhere. (http://rapidshare.com/files/47624268/Halo_2_-_Main_Theme.mp3) Eventually, you are lead down the stairs again, and go to the other staircase, the one that led down, but a guard with a staff stops you. "I apologize, but only those who live here my go further at the moment." he says. Music (http://rapidshare.com/files/48013223/Dragon_Force_-_Starfire.mp3) emanates from down the steps, and the smell of vintage wine and French onion soup is luring...

Nice job, Gareth.

:clap:

Gareth_Lorn earns yet another point of respect. Awesome job. :thumbsup:

While i am utterly impressed i must ask why? the wars all but over and.....YOU STAY AROUND!.

I just got a solid idea.....yes....idea.....Lorn keep a spot open for the guild I'll be in touch.....yes... :plotting:

Well done :clap:

Whoa. Awesome.

Don't see why needs sticky, though... None of the other HQ's have them...

Some broken tags in the library sblock, but that's really nothing...

@Thanatos- Gareth can have my position. I quit.

I truly need to read through this. looks great bas. as everything else is. Weren't you doing scenarios of the Gleemax wars for minis? did they ever get finished and posted or did I miss them?

OOC: Thanks, guys (and MoMmy)! And, it needs to be stickied because it is the newbie help center, not a faction. And to Thanatos, I made this thread seven times. Seven got dang times. The first five Firefox shot down, the sixth my mom deleted it. It may have taken a month, but I finally got it. I made a promise to tranzoorder that I would fix her Church; that I would turn it around from a warmongering political freak show into what her pantheon really was. The newbie help center of the YMtC Forums. Well, this is Gleemax, so I tweaked the name, but, to tranzoorder I say: Promise fulfilled. *collapses from exhaustion*

OOC: Awesome work, if I can convince anyone to join, i'll point them here first.

Also any chance you can add the new factions in the factions area?

OOC: What new factions?

OOC: What new factions?

(The Cult, and possibly the Abyssal Army. If that's what it's called, I mean the one led by SD. Of course i'm not sure if the faction needs to be a certain size before it's added.)

The Army is not new. At all. Or even close. Remotely.

IC: Jaia can be seen walking along, studying *his* history as Praetor, editing and revising paragraphs that seem too *biased* about his leading, and his *flaws*.

@Thanatos- Gareth can have my position. I quit.

Wow Ok see ya round. it seems we have an opening as guild fleet dm now. :weep:

I'll take it.

Wow Ok see ya round. it seems we have an opening as guild fleet dm now. :weep:

Honestly T-O, it has nothing to do with you, it was that no one listened to me, and that I got bored with the fleet wars. Sorry man.

Jared looks in a copy of *most* of the prophecies regarding the Seraphim. Jaia has the only full and current copy (self updating).

IC: Logain walks up to the statue of Johnny and stares at it.

IC: Logain walks up to the statue of Johnny and stares at it.
The orange-haired man notices this and walks up to Logain. "Do you know him?"

Yay. Now I can edit all this into the FAQ, without much work on my part! :D [/jk]

Nice job, Gareth. I think you might need to mind the pictures though.

(gw)

EDIT: Speaking about the FAQ, can someone PM me the details of Fleet Wars and The Cult so that I can add it into the FAQ? Thanks. :)

Yay. Now I can edit all this into the FAQ, without much work on my part! :D [/jk]

Nice job, Gareth. I think you might need to mind the pictures though.

(gw)

EDIT: Speaking about the FAQ, can someone PM me the details of Fleet Wars and The Cult so that I can add it into the FAQ? Thanks. :)
Yeah, it's a bit big, but there's nothing I can do about it.

Jaia places a book back on a shelf, now heavily revised by magic. Tampered with, but seemingly perfect. It was named, "The Fame and Follies of the Former Gleemaxian Praetor Jaia Dröttsingr." It is now entitled, "The Fame and Fortune of the Once Praetor Jaia Dröttsingr, Former Defender of Gleemax, and Officer in GAMRA." The changes have a permanency charm on them.

A librarian appears behind Jaia. "May I ask what it is you're doing?"

"Correcting History about me."

He Foops out of the Library.

The librarian looks around in disbelief, curses drow, and storms off.

*appears*
Johnny looks around, and sees Gareth. "Ah, Gareth! I'm back! I'll need a full report on what's going on. Send it to me ASAP. Thanks."
*vanishes*

*appears*
Johnny looks around, and sees Gareth. "Ah, Gareth! I'm back! I'll need a full report on what's going on. Send it to me ASAP. Thanks."
*vanishes*
Gareth blinks in amazement, then rushes off.

OOC: Define "On What's Going On". What you missed?

The orange-haired man notices this and walks up to Logain. "Do you know him?"

Looks and sees JCP talk to Gareth and walks up after JCP leaves. "I see he's back"

Looks and sees JCP talk to Gareth. I see hes back"
"And perfectly timed, I might add." Lorn said with a grin.

"And perfectly timed, I might add." Lorn said with a grin.

Logain smirks. "I didn't think he could die that easy"

Logain smirks. "I didn't think he could die that easy"
"Die? He didn't die. Johnny, Combo Player doesn't die. He just sleeps longer when wounded."

OOC: I've missed everything since I left.

*appears*
"Lorn, I'm going to stay in my phasing zone. I'm worried about running into who did what happened to me. Anyways, just letting you know that I intend on fighting, but my main worry is finding who attacked me."
*vanishes*

OOC: I've missed everything since I left.

*appears*
"Lorn, I'm going to stay in my phasing zone. I'm worried about running into who did what happened to me. Anyways, just letting you know that I intend on fighting, but my main worry is finding who attacked me."
*vanishes*
Gareth bowed his head the slightest fraction of an inch. "Of course. Well, when you find him...." the vampire handed Johnny one of his katanas. "Tell him Gareth Lorn sends his regards!"

"Die? He didn't die. Johnny, Combo Player doesn't die. He just sleeps longer when wounded."

"Like a 'Walker."

"Like a 'Walker."
"Who? Never mind, friend. Tell me, what is your name?"

"Who? Never mind, friend. Tell me, what is your name?"

"Logain, yours?"

"My name is Gareth Lorn, High Priest of Johnny, Combo Player. Where once I was the High Priest of Me_, he has been dormant for a long time, and I fear the worst. Do you require my services?"

:bump:

"My name is Gareth Lorn, High Priest of Johnny, Combo Player. Where once I was the High Priest of Me_, he has been dormant for a long time, and I fear the worst. Do you require my services?"

"No, I came to pay me respects."

"No, I came to pay me respects."
"To tranzoorder, the Lady Gareth or Me_, or did someone you know pass away in the medical ward?"

"To tranzoorder, the Lady Gareth or Me_, or did someone you know pass away in the medical ward?"

"Well it was going to be JCP, but...

"Well it was going to be JCP, but...
"Ah. You learned he was still alive?"

"Ah. You learned he was still alive?"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"
"Are you hungry? Katashi has just prepared a meal."

"Are you hungry? Katashi has just prepared a meal."

"Sounds good, i'll eat."

"Sounds good, i'll eat."
"Great - I hope you don't mind chowder, garlic bread, flounder, salmon and assorted fresh vegetables. We haven't stocked up on supplies yet so we had to have a couple guys go fishing."

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa122/Gareth_Lorn/FREEFORMFOREVER.jpg

:bump:

(OOC): You want something to shake up this thread, I'll shake up this thread.

Suddenly a bright flash appears outside the church.

A strange fox creature stands where the blast eminated from.

His fur is wet with blood and he can barely stand let alone hold his katana.

He slowly opens the door to the chruch, wincing in pain.

He stumbles into the shrine area looking as though he will pass out any minute.

Finally in the middle of the shrine area he collapses from his pain.

(OOC): This character is not dying. He just passed out due to the great amount of pain he is feeling.

"Holy heck! Medic! We need a medic!" Gareth ran up to the.... erh... Kitsune, and turned it over. He spat into his hands, and rubbed the saliva over the wounds, sealing them up. In a few minutes, a cleric rushed into the room. "Gareth, whats the-" the cleric's voice trailed off as he saw the Kitsune, and he picked the limp body up. The cleric hurried off to one of the medical wards, whilst Gareth started to clean up the blood.

"Holy heck! Medic! We need a medic!" Gareth ran up to the.... erh... Kitsune, and turned it over. He spat into his hands, and rubbed the saliva over the wounds, sealing them up. In a few minutes, a cleric rushed into the room. "Gareth, whats the-" the cleric's voice trailed off as he saw the Kitsune, and he picked the limp body up. The cleric hurried off to one of the medical wards, whilst Gareth started to clean up the blood.

*appears*
"Wait!" Johnny steps towards Gareth. Give me some of that. Kitsune blood is very hard to come by." Johnny vials up a small amount, and puts it away. "Send my regards to the injured."
*vanishes*

*appears*
"Wait!" Johnny steps towards Gareth. Give me some of that. Kitsune blood is very hard to come by." Johnny vials up a small amount, and puts it away. "Send my regards to the injured."
*vanishes*
Gareth blinks, dumbfounded for a second at the god's random appearance, then shrugs and resumes cleaning.

*appears*
"Gareth, I've made a nice coliseum for the church (and everyone else). It's located just to the east of the church. Here's a portal to it. (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=918759)

Gareth is about to step through, but slips on the blood he was mopping up and falls backwards. As he does this, Kazutashi Haigo, the captain of the guard, leaps into the room. Spotting the portal, he draws a shuriekn and jumps through. The portal collapses behind him.

Kijitsu awakens.

His body is still sore but his wounds are healed, partly from the healing received at the church and partly from his ability to self heal.

He slowly sits up and looks about the medical ward.

"Wh..where am I?"

Kijitsu awakens.

His body is still sore but his wounds are healed, partly from the healing received at the church and partly from his ability to self heal.

He slowly sits up and looks about the medical ward.

"Wh..where am I?"

*appears*
"Hello there." Kijitsu gives a slight jump as Johnny pops into existence. "You are at the Church of Tranzoorder. I am Johnny, God of Combos. You had a slight incident (which I wouldn't mind knowing about, actually). The high priest, Gareth Lorn, had our physicians take you here, to our healing ward. Does that help?"

Kijitsu has a surprised look on his face.

"So I'm not in Kamigawa?"

"I remember fighting a necromatic knight. We both fought until we were near defeat. Then he opened a portal and ran through. I followed him and now I appeared here."

Kijitsu has a surprised look on his face.

"So I'm not in Kamigawa?"

"I remember fighting a necromatic knight. We both fought until we were near defeat. Then he opened a portal and ran through. I followed him and now I appeared here."
"Kamigawa? Nay, lad, ye be 'bout as far away's poss'ble. Ye're in tha GleePlane now. Ye were beat up somethin' bad when I got ya, but you got here'n time an' should make it. Tha knight you fought musta been one tough cookie to hurt ye tha' badly."

"Kamigawa? Nay, lad, ye be 'bout as far away's poss'ble. Ye're in tha GleePlane now. Ye were beat up somethin' bad when I got ya, but you got here'n time an' should make it. Tha knight you fought musta been one tough cookie to hurt ye tha' badly."

"Gareth, why are you speaking like that?"

"Gareth, why are you speaking like that?"

mebbe it's the medic?

"Gareth, why are you speaking like that?"
"What're ye talkin' bout, lad? I ain't Gareth, I be Roarka Firestaff."

"What're ye talkin' bout, lad? I ain't Gareth, I be Roarka Firestaff."

OOC: That was OOC.

OOC: You put qutoation marks around it...

Kijitsu, still seeing that his body was covered in dried blood replies,

"Is there a shower room where I can wash this blood off my fur?"

OOC: You put qutoation marks around it...

OOC: SILENCE, TRAITOR! (okay, fine, you got me, what can I do?)

Kijitsu, still seeing that his body was covered in dried blood replies,

"Is there a shower room where I can wash this blood off my fur?"

"Third door on the left, down that hall, make a right at the end, down the stairs, left in the first three doors, right second door. Can't miss it. Actually, here's a portal." *makes a portal*

*Vanishes*

:bump:

Kijitsu finishes revoving the blood from his fur.

He is surprised to find that his clothes, which were also bloodstained, were clean and neatly folded on a bench near the shower.

His white sword sat untouched by the stall.

After changing back into his clothes, Kijitsu stepped out into the hall.

A series of doors ran to the left and right of where he stood.

"Now if only there was a portal to get me back," Kijitsu said with a sigh.

Kijitsu then closes his eyes and focused on an image of the entrance hall where he first collapsed.

In a flash Kijitsu teleported to the shrine area.

He noticed the shrine to Johnny, Combo Player.

"I guess he is not dead after all," Kijitsu mused.

Kijitsu then closes his eyes and focused on an image of the entrance hall where he first collapsed.

In a flash Kijitsu teleported to the shrine area.

He noticed the shrine to Johnny, Combo Player.

"I guess he is not dead after all," Kijitsu mused.
"It takes more than a flesh wound to kill a god." Gareth says, having appeared from no where. He takes a few steps forward. "You look better. Would you care for a meal? You must be hungry after three days of nothing but water."

"So it was three days that I was here?"

"Come to think of it, I am quite hungry. I will be happy to have a meal prepared for me."

"So it was three days that I was here?"

"Come to think of it, I am quite hungry. I will be happy to have a meal prepared for me."
"Spelndid! Hitu is one of the finest chefs you'll ever meet. If you'll just follow me into the Hall of Khledon Lurt, we'll get you some chow." The high priest gestures to a large archway, and walks through. Delicious aromas reach out to Kikitsu: imported hams with various spices, roasted turkeys, potatos done four different ways, bowls of stew and soup, freshly baked bread, peas, broccoli, macaronis, some cuisines the foxman had never even seen before. Lorn handed him a glass of aged whiskey imported dwarven lands, and gestured to a large table with some empty seats at it. There was a plate already there, filled up with nice things, and the tables was covered in all other foods and meals. With a final warning not to touch the casseroles, the vampire grabbed a chicken leg and left the Hall, to oversee the construction of the basement.

I note that you have only information on 4 factions, when there are many more.
Are you updating this list?

I note that you have only information on 4 factions, when there are many more.
Are you updating this list?
OOC: I only have information on the active faction. I don't have information on your faction because there *is* none.

OOC: I only have information on the active faction. I don't have information on your faction because there *is* none.

I wasn't reffering to that.
I was talking about the Abyssmal army and the Cult.

And the lack of information is good. It means what I have been doing is working...

EDIT: Well, you do know that we exist.

I wasn't reffering to that.
I was talking about the Abyssmal army and the Cult.

And the lack of information is good. It means what I have been doing is working...

EDIT: Well, you do know that we exist.
OOC: I had the Abyssal Army in there and I cut it out when Shining Demon went AWOL. As for the Cult, I don't really know what they're about or if they can count as a faction.

OOC: I had the Abyssal Army in there and I cut it out when Shining Demon went AWOL. As for the Cult, I don't really know what they're about or if they can count as a faction.

They count.

The leader is just inactive.

Gonna have to get something going.

They count.

The leader is just inactive.

Gonna have to get something going.
Saturday, when I have more time.

:bump:

*appears*
"Gareth, you've received my plans, yes? The moment will soon be here."
*vanishes*

*Logain finishes eating his food and walks up to Gareth* "Why is Johnny on edge?"

*Logain finishes eating his food and walks up to Gareth* "Why is Johnny on edge?"
"I'm not at liberty without his permission, but there's a chance he'll die soon."

"I'm not at liberty without his permission, but there's a chance he'll die soon."

"I see. I would probably be on edge also"

Kijitsu's ears perked up as he heard Gareth and Johnny speak.

Realizing that this was none of his business, he continued eating his fried rice.

Yet in his mind he was thinking.

"Who has that much power to kill a god? And how does this Johnny know that he will die soon?"

Kijitsu's ears perked up as he heard Gareth and Johnny speak.

Realizing that this was none of his business, he continued eating his fried rice.

Yet in his mind he was thinking.

"Who has that much power to kill a god? And how does this Johnny know that he will die soon?"
"thog like axe of smiting." As if to answer the fox dude's question, a half-orc lumbered into the room toting a massive battle axe, which he swung about in the air. "Thog like axe of god killing. thog smite stupid "Nee-oj Dee-uhs" to get back thog's car keys." Suddenly, the half-orc started to hum as he left the room. "If you wanna be thog's lover, first you gotta get with thog's friends...."

:bump:

At dinner, Gareth, Hitu, Selth, the lead monks and Johnny are eating merrily. Gareth politely asks the latter to pass the mangos.

Kijitsu watches as the half orc leaves the room.

"Ok...That was strange."

He then spots a barbecued chicken and begins to dine on it.

Kijitsu watches as the half orc leaves the room.

"Ok...That was strange."

He then spots a barbecued chicken and begins to dine on it.
"You'll have to forgive Thog. Intelligence was his dump stat."

The Church trembles and shakes, loose objects rattling violently. The mana build-up is immense, without measure, and the wards do absolutely nothing. Gareth Lorn, however, feels something familiar.

A haunting, beautiful sound plays, as if from a flute, to fill the air and enrapture the mind. Amid the beauty, fear.

In a flash of fire and Red mana powerful enough to level a world, barely contained, appears a mid-sized woman with flames for hair that fall to her waist. Her leather armor is red and likewise on fire - only her sword, the legendary Fluteblade, crackles with lightning.

The Lady Gareth has returned to her Church.

The Church trembles and shakes, loose objects rattling violently. The mana build-up is immense, without measure, and the wards do absolutely nothing. Gareth Lorn, however, feels something familiar.

A haunting, beautiful sound plays, as if from a flute, to fill the air and enrapture the mind. Amid the beauty, fear.

In a flash of fire and Red mana powerful enough to level a world, barely contained, appears a mid-sized woman with flames for hair that fall to her waist. Her leather armor is red and likewise on fire - only her sword, the legendary Fluteblade, crackles with lightning.

The Lady Gareth has returned to her Church.

Yo, yo, yo, Welcome back
Long time no talk to.

The Church trembles and shakes, loose objects rattling violently. The mana build-up is immense, without measure, and the wards do absolutely nothing. Gareth Lorn, however, feels something familiar.

A haunting, beautiful sound plays, as if from a flute, to fill the air and enrapture the mind. Amid the beauty, fear.

In a flash of fire and Red mana powerful enough to level a world, barely contained, appears a mid-sized woman with flames for hair that fall to her waist. Her leather armor is red and likewise on fire - only her sword, the legendary Fluteblade, crackles with lightning.

The Lady Gareth has returned to her Church.
OOC: :twitch:

HOLY ****!!!! YOU IS BACKZ0R!

Gareth feels the presence, but assumes it is just Johnny. The vampire continues eating his meal, talking with Kititsu about the importance of Intelligence, oblivious to the fact the ex-High Priestess has returned.

If you need me, I'll be hiding in the basement of the Library, and... please, no one tell her that I turned the ruins of the old church into my stronghold. Thanks.

Edit: Crap.

"Gareth Lorn," she says commandingly, her voice echoing throughout the Church with both power and fury, "There is much explaining you have to do."

And all at once, the wrath dies down - her hair turns to the bright red it was in life, and she is in Gareth's arms, having displaced his chair and seat about a good two feet back, tight against him.

"I'm sorry for being gone so long. Divinity takes awhile to get used to, love."

Alexandr walks in, senses the Lady Gareth, shrugs, and sits down.

"Y'mind if I get somethin to eat?" He askes Gareth.

If you need me, I'll be hiding in the basement of the Library, and... please, no one tell her that I turned the ruins of the old church into my stronghold. Thanks.

Edit: Crap.

How about how you and MoM are conspiring to invade with an army of darksteel myr after the fall of GAMRA?

Alexandr walks in, senses the Lady Gareth, shrugs, and sits down.

"Y'mind if I get somethin to eat?" He askes Gareth.
Gareth looks around, utterly shocked. "Um... no, not at all..." The vampire turns to look at Gareth. "Long time no see, sweetie. I'd been waiting for you, but feared the worst. Some type of deity hunter ambushed Johnny, and nearly kill him. Me_ has been missing for nearly a year now... so, I've never been one for reunions, so I'll just get right out and say it: welcome back!" Lorn looks around, sort of confused. "I guess that makes me your High Priest now.... kinda awkward. Also, you might want to speak to Selth if you get a chance - she's probably in the basement - because something is seriously wrong with her. She's reminding me a little too much about Miko Miyazaki back in Azure City."

Okay, what the hell has happened since I've been gone?

"Love, right now, I just want to enjoy some time before divine duty takes me elsewhere. You seem so unhappy..something happen that you think I won't like? You can tell me, Gareth."

Okay, what the hell has happened since I've been gone?

I win.

Gareth looks around, utterly shocked. "Um... no, not at all..." The vampire turns to look at Gareth. "Long time no see, sweetie. I'd been waiting for you, but feared the worst. Some type of deity hunter ambushed Johnny, and nearly kill him. Me_ has been missing for nearly a year now... so, I've never been one for reunions, so I'll just get right out and say it: welcome back!" Lorn looks around, sort of confused. "I guess that makes me your High Priest now.... kinda awkward. Also, you might want to speak to Selth if you get a chance - she's probably in the basement - because something is seriously wrong with her. She's reminding me a little too much about Miko Miyazaki back in Azure City."

Alexandr nods, and lowers his hood, revealing his bandage that covers his eyes to the Lady Gareth. "Remember me? Well, good. All hell's broken loose, and your avatar, Selth or whatever, has been driving me crazy."

Okay, what the hell has happened since I've been gone?

"Love, right now, I just want to enjoy some time before divine duty takes me elsewhere. You seem so unhappy..something happen that you think I won't like? You can tell me, Gareth."
OOC: Too much to explain. Put simply, Gareth is a vampire (I'll explain later if you insist), half the posters left (ncluding Greenie, but she's more MIA), the Church got revamped into the newbie help center (which is what trannie wanted), I became High Priest, Selth when loco and hellbent on getting revenge for your death, Yawgie disbanded the CoY, GAMRA lost every single Flame War and Gleemax will almost definitely win the war, MoMmy became the Dark Queen of Chaos and may or may not still hold that title, Alex is immortal and the ruins of the old Church is his HQ, *huff, huff* Gareth's sister Sierra entered the fray, the GoQ became the ARG's governing system, the Church disbanded as a faction, Gleemax hasn't posted in three months and your FW level should be eighteen I think.

"Well, not really. I'm really happy you're back, it's just... well, seems aware of this pantheon's existance anymore... you did a much better job as High Priestess than I'm doing as High Priest."

Well, I'll just have to shake things up a bit, won't I? Sorry, Mistress, but the Puppetmaster is back, and Chaos is my Modus Operandi. I'll be PMing Mr. RyanM shortly.

"Don't worry, love. You've had a lot to deal with. I can help you now - so much more than I could before. I can feel the power burning below my skin."

The Lady punctuates her sentence with a kiss on Gareth's cheek, her tongue brushing against it and leaving a shallow burn scar.

"Fire," she whispers tantalizingly, "Is change. The purifyer, the destroyer, the hunger - I'm all of these now and more. I have a plan, love. But first, I think that it may be time to deal with some old mistakes - and some new curses. This will hurt."

Her fingers brush Gareth Lorn's cheek, and without warning, the flames engulf him, sending the vampire into fits of agonized screams. But, seconds later, they extinguish - leaving behind Gareth Lorn, human once more, in scorched clothing and armor.

"I'm so sorry I wasn't here for you, love. Can you forgive me?"

Well, I'll just have to shake things up a bit, won't I? Sorry, Mistress, but the Puppetmaster is back, and Chaos is my Modus Operandi. I'll be PMing Mr. RyanM shortly.


It's on, ***** :P
Sorry.

Heh.

EDITY: Why RyanM?

Well, I'll just have to shake things up a bit, won't I? Sorry, Mistress, but the Puppetmaster is back, and Chaos is my Modus Operandi. I'll be PMing Mr. RyanM shortly.

"Don't worry, love. You've had a lot to deal with. I can help you now - so much more than I could before. I can feel the power burning below my skin."

The Lady punctuates her sentence with a kiss on Gareth's cheek, her tongue brushing against it and leaving a shallow burn scar.

"Fire," she whispers tantalizingly, "Is change. The purifyer, the destroyer, the hunger - I'm all of these now and more. I have a plan, love. But first, I think that it may be time to deal with some old mistakes - and some new curses. This will hurt."

Her fingers brush Gareth Lorn's cheek, and without warning, the flames engulf him, sending the vampire into fits of agonized screams. But, seconds later, they extinguish - leaving behind Gareth Lorn, human once more, in scorched clothing and armor.

"I'm so sorry I wasn't here for you, love. Can you forgive me?"
OOC: Why did you erase my vampirism? That.... um... that was a good thing. I'm a Lawful Good vampire. The vampire type from Cirque Du Freak. They're good guys. The vampire blood. Oh, RyanM left. Madding runs the FW now. Also, KB Karma shot me..... Reya Dawnbringer resurrected me with the blood from a ruby I crafted for the Church, which included some of your blood. Gareth looks like this now:

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa122/Gareth_Lorn/gareth-1.jpg

Also, he uses red mana instead of blue.

<snip>

You forgot to mention that there is no water, and that crystaline based objects on an alien origin have crashed on various parts of the planet, and are spreading a glowing crystal.

'Cause you told me NONE OF THAT, and because, well, the undead are highly flammable. Vampirism is not really compatible with the sh*t she intends on pulling. I'll PM Madding instead, then. Now, respond, damn you!

'Cause you told me NONE OF THAT, and because, well, the undead are highly flammable. Vampirism is not really compatible with the sh*t she intends on pulling. I'll PM Madding instead, then. Now, respond, damn you!
OOC: OK, well, I was never human. I was born a vampire. I can always have Sierra blood me again later.[/responds]

"That's fine... I feel... different.... like..." Several seconds later, Gareth discovers the awful truth. "Holy crap... I'm not a vampire anymore. This hasn't happened since that time that boar gutted me in the- I mean, since my appendix ruptured. Oh well, I'll have Sierra blood me again later. So what is it you wanted to do, honey?" Gareth asks one of the monks to bring Gareth something to drink.

Hitu barges into the room, strumming his guitar merrily. "Welcome back, m'lady. I trust the Church is.... to your liking?" The avatar smiles, grabs a banana, gobbles it down, and begins to play. (http://rapidshare.com/files/54582783/Patty_Smythe___Scandal_-_The_Warrior.mp3)

"I would -not- reccomend remaining undead, love. I'm a creature of fire now, and the living dead, while noble on occasion, are without exception like gasoline-soaked paper. As to what I want to do,"

The Lady smiles, and the table incinerates to ash.

"Shake things up a bit. It's time to get my revenge."

The Lady stands, taking a few steps away from Gareth, before snapping her fingers. In a flash of fire, Selth appears. The Avatar looks at her mistress for a moment before doing something rather surprising - responding with a cone of cold that dies on the Lady's flaming armor.

"Selth," she says gently, "This will hurt you more than it did Gareth."

The avatar catches flames and stumbles away as she turns back to her love.

"By the way, the Goddess changed my name. You can call me Miranda. What I need you to do, love, is call any of your allies into the Church for their own safety. The Searing is going to begin soon, and I'd hate to kill any of them on accident."

Her hair once again turning to flame, the Lady walks towards her old bedroom - one she shared with Gareth Lorn, and calls back, "You know where to find me, love."

And in the background, Selth screams her pain.

"I would -not- reccomend remaining undead, love. I'm a creature of fire now, and the living dead, while noble on occasion, are without exception like gasoline-soaked paper. As to what I want to do,"

The Lady smiles, and the table incinerates to ash.

"Shake things up a bit. It's time to get my revenge."

The Lady stands, taking a few steps away from Gareth, before snapping her fingers. In a flash of fire, Selth appears. The Avatar looks at her mistress for a moment before doing something rather surprising - responding with a cone of cold that dies on the Lady's flaming armor.

"Selth," she says gently, "This will hurt you more than it did Gareth."

The avatar catches flames and stumbles away as she turns back to her love.

"By the way, the Goddess changed my name. You can call me Miranda. What I need you to do, love, is call any of your allies into the Church for their own safety. The Searing is going to begin soon, and I'd hate to kill any of them on accident."

Her hair once again turning to flame, the Lady walks towards her old bedroom - one she shared with Gareth Lorn, and calls back, "You know where to find me, love."

And in the background, Selth screams her pain.
Gareth douses Selth in water, hoping to extinguish the flames, wonders what Gare- Miranda has against vampires, also wonders who she's out to kill, temporarily feels bad for the unloucky people, and is about to send Miranda a telepathic message letting her know all of his allies are in Freedom (GAMRA HQ), when he remembers he can't do it anymore, is about to ask his sister to re-blood him, then decides to wait to ask Miranda why she doesn't want him to be a vampire before going back to his heritage. He also wonders how she managed to be the first being in the history of the anything to cleanse a vampire of his vampirism just like that.

OOC: This is the third Church. The other two were destroyed. The dormatory is still being built here.

Alexandr finishes eating. "Gareth, thanks for the chow. I'll be in the forest, don't be a stranger. As for the.... scorching, I'll pass. I've had enough women doing odd things to me lately."

He stands up, and leaves a small golden dagger on the table, then leaves.

Alexandr finishes eating. "Gareth, thanks for the chow. I'll be in the forest, don't be a stranger. As for the.... scorching, I'll pass. I've had enough women doing odd things to me lately."

He stands up, and leaves a small golden dagger on the table, then leaves.
Gareth wonders if the dagger does anything special, decides to give it Jaia later, and goes off to find a cleric to help Selth.

Miranda's at the height of her power right now - she can invoke Change like it was nothing. As to why she doesn't want you as a vampire, CORPSES BURN VERY EASILY. Hell, your sister's probably gonna have to take a vamp vacation to survive. Also, TELL ME THESE THINGS *Fumes*

The water does nothing to ease Selth's pain, evaporating well before it can touch the divine flames. The avatar staggers towards Hitu, the only being that cannot feel the fire, and collapses against him, crying, burning.

The the flames snuff out, and Selth passes out from the pain. Hitu feels something, though - the wieght of her body is more, the feel under the robes different. From under the hood, a lock of blue hair - human hair - lays across his lap.

Selth has been freed.

And the Lady's music flows through the Church as she plays from who only knows where.

Titus rides on Alexandr's shoulder. Zeratul seems to be lagging, shoving a bit more food in his mouth, before setting a scroll on the table. He swallows, then says "To the lady". He returns to Alex's other shoulder.

OOC: Zeratul is my pyro monkey, Titus is a regular one.

Miranda's at the height of her power right now - she can invoke Change like it was nothing. As to why she doesn't want you as a vampire, CORPSES BURN VERY EASILY. Hell, your sister's probably gonna have to take a vamp vacation to survive. Also, TELL ME THESE THINGS *Fumes*

The water does nothing to ease Selth's pain, evaporating well before it can touch the divine flames. The avatar staggers towards Hitu, the only being that cannot feel the fire, and collapses against him, crying, burning.

The the flames snuff out, and Selth passes out from the pain. Hitu feels something, though - the wieght of her body is more, the feel under the robes different. From under the hood, a lock of blue hair - human hair - lays across his lap.

Selth has been freed.

And the Lady's music flows through the Church as she plays from who only knows where.
OOC: That's the thing. We're undead, but we're not actually corpses. We're not evil. It's.... well, I'm kinda sick of explaining it, so imagine a human, give him super strength and enhanced senses, force him to require human blood in order to survive, then make him barren and vulnerable to sunlight. Then name him a vampire. Also, we don't kill when we drink blood, garlic, holy water and crosses do nothing, and all that vampire stuff can be thrown out the window. Also, Gareth and Sierra were born vampires from... well, that's complicated, but let's just say the Lorns can move about without being barren or restricted to darkness.

Dude, I've read Cirque Du Freak. They're just as flammable as all the other vampires. Now, is Hitu gonna be happy/worried for his love or not? :P

Dude, I've read Cirque Du Freak. They're just as flammable as all the other vampires. Now, is Hitu gonna be happy/worried for his love or not? :P
OOC: Good gosh, you've read Cirque Du Freak? Holy turd. Well, then you should know the twins Evanna had are none other than the Lorns. Hitu and Selth kinda broke apart after the latter went crazy. ICly, like four years have passed.

Hitu teleports away with the other avatar.

Titus hands Gareth a scroll.

Titus hands Gareth a scroll.
Gareth thanks the monkey and reads the scroll.

"Gareth. I fear the good Lady will try to reclaim my home. I am preparing all defenses, and I await your word, to inform me whether or not she is on warpath against me.

-Admiral Alexandr Sokolov"

"Gareth. I fear the good Lady will try to reclaim my home. I am preparing all defenses, and I await your word, to inform me whether or not she is on warpath against me.

-Admiral Alexandr Sokolov"
Lorn looks at Titus. "Tell him I don't know but I'll try to find out."

Titus hands Lorn a pen, then points to the scroll.

OOC: YOU'RE BACK! :dancin: :dancin:

I'm so glad you're back, Lady Gareth!

You were one of the best RPers here, I just didn't notice it at the time.

:w00t:

I pity the fools that stand in your way.

"Gareth Lorn," she says commandingly, her voice echoing throughout the Church with both power and fury, "There is much explaining you have to do."

And all at once, the wrath dies down - her hair turns to the bright red it was in life, and she is in Gareth's arms, having displaced his chair and seat about a good two feet back, tight against him.

"I'm sorry for being gone so long. Divinity takes awhile to get used to, love."

Yawgmoth appears within the church, wearing a long black robe and carrying a Staff of the Magi in one hand.

He walks over to the Lady and smiles sympathetically.

"I know," Yawgmoth says. "It's like all of your emotions are amplified, hence why our worshippers are so desperate to please us and all that."

Gareth jots down the message, hands the scroll the Titus, and offers the monkey some fruit before he leaves.

oOC:This is ascened_Xans MuP.She is lord_Gareth right?

Titus grabs the banana, and takes off, back to the Forest.

oOC:This is ascened_Xans MuP.She is lord_Gareth right?
OOC: Aye.

oOC:This is ascened_Xans MuP.She is lord_Gareth right?

OOC: Don't even look at her, run. Just... run, with your grammar, she'll lay you in a gutter in about five minutes.

OOC: Don't even look at her, run. Just... run, with your grammar, she'll lay you in a gutter in about five minutes.

OOC: :sniff:

That's why I love her so.

Sierra Lorn jerks a finger in the general direction of Yawgmoth. "He made your buddy a puppet, or more specifically, a groveling assassin-slave puppet. Yes, that's right, you bowed to him. And I think you're still taking orders from him. Might wanna do something about that. Oh, and nice to finally meet you." Lorn goes over to ask Hitu something about potatoes.

Sierra Lorn jerks a finger in the general direction of Yawgmoth. "He made your buddy a puppet, or more specifically, a groveling assassin-slave puppet. Yes, that's right, you bowed to him. And I think you're still taking orders from him. Might wanna do something about that. Oh, and nice to finally meet you." Lorn goes over to ask Hitu something about potatoes.

OOC: I love turning people into puppets. Even if I just give them to Yawgmoth.

Sierra Lorn jerks a finger in the general direction of Yawgmoth. "He made your buddy a puppet, or more specifically, a groveling assassin-slave puppet. Yes, that's right, you bowed to him. And I think you're still taking orders from him. Might wanna do something about that. Oh, and nice to finally meet you." Lorn goes over to ask Hitu something about potatoes.

"Technically, I turned your CORPSE into a puppet. It's not doing you any good at this point."

"Either way, you took guilty pleasure in doing, and seemed to rather enjoy the Lady kneeling to you. Oh, thought you might like this." Sierra tossed Yawgie a book. "On the Origin of PCs. Selth fried it when she fireballed your Cathedral. I got you another." Sierra grabbed a potato, ate it in one bite, gave a nod to Miranda and walked away.

"Either way, you took guilty pleasure in doing, and seemed to rather enjoy the Lady kneeling to you. Oh, thought you might like this." Sierra tossed Yawgie a book. "On the Origin of PCs. Selth fried it when she fireballed your Cathedral. I got you another." Sierra grabbed a potato, ate it in one bite, gave a nod to Miranda and walked away.

"Selth was stopped before she could do any harm. The Lady Gareth is aware of my..........amorality."

"I just wanted to bid her good day, as a fellow deity."

Yawgmoth smiles benevolently.

"You know, peace is not a natural state. No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try...........evil is eternal. Peace is temporary."

"Selth was stopped before she could do any harm. The Lady Gareth is aware of my..........amorality."

"I just wanted to bid her good day, as a fellow deity."

Yawgmoth smiles benevolently.

"You know, peace is not a natural state. No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try...........evil is eternal. Peace is temporary."
Thog the Godkiller ambles into the room, yammering about knots and nails or some such.

Thog the Godkiller ambles into the room, yammering about knots and nails or some such.

Yawgmoth raise an eyebrow. "Assault me and GAMRA will be after your head."

OOC: Gareth? :confused:

Gareth, WHERE DID HITU take her? C'mon, don't half-ass it.

Also, Miranda left the room, remember? She's -somewhere- in the Cathedral. Well, not anymore.

The haunting melody stops, and Yawgmoth finds himself being held by the throat in a vice-grip - not choking, but certainly threatening.

"Hello, Yawgmoth," Miranda says pleasantly, "Where you expecting me back from the dead, or just having some fun with my mortal coil?"

Gareth, WHERE DID HITU take her? C'mon, don't half-ass it.

Also, Miranda left the room, remember? She's -somewhere- in the Cathedral. Well, not anymore.

The haunting melody stops, and Yawgmoth finds himself being held by the throat in a vice-grip - not choking, but certainly threatening.

"Hello, Yawgmoth," Miranda says pleasantly, "Where you expecting me back from the dead, or just having some fun with my mortal coil?"
OOC: Sorry, I'm not used to interacting with the other RPers. Hitu probably took Selth to Gareth's study, which was Selth's home for the better part of two years before she woke up from her coma.

EDIT: And if it makes you feel better, we can say Sierra contacting you telepathically.

Gareth, WHERE DID HITU take her? C'mon, don't half-ass it.

Also, Miranda left the room, remember? She's -somewhere- in the Cathedral. Well, not anymore.

The haunting melody stops, and Yawgmoth finds himself being held by the throat in a vice-grip - not choking, but certainly threatening.

"Hello, Yawgmoth," Miranda says pleasantly, "Where you expecting me back from the dead, or just having some fun with my mortal coil?"

Yawgmoth smiles. "You must let me have some fun. Remember, I wanted the corpse of a powerful mage..........you just happened to fit the bill."

"Nothing personal. I have a great deal of respect for you. You could be an overlord, a very powerful one, if you chose that path."

"Yet........I sense so much anger in you. So much frustration."

"You have the power, Miranda. You have the power to have it all your own way."

"But if you insist, then I shall leave."

Yawgmoth smiles. "You must let me have some fun. Remember, I wanted the corpse of a powerful mage..........you just happened to fit the bill."

"Nothing personal. I have a great deal of respect for you. You could be an overlord, a very powerful one, if you chose that path."

"Yet........I sense so much anger in you. So much frustration."

"You have the power, Miranda. You have the power to have it all your own way."

"But if you insist, then I shall leave."
"Stow it, Palpatine." A single clone trooper stood in the room. "Sorry to bothber you, ma'am, but I was told to give you a message. Apparantly, there are some people with whom you may wish to be accquainted."

"Stow it, Palpatine." A single clone trooper stood in the room. "Sorry to bothber you, ma'am, but I was told to give you a message. Apparantly, there are some people with whom you may wish to be accquainted."

Yawgmoth bristles. "Shove it down your throat, you self-righteous-"

"Oh, no worries, Yawgmoth. You're just going to do a few things for me. The time when you outclassed me in power is long gone. The queen of flames has been made manifest."

Yawgmoth re-appears in a chair, with Miranda looking him dead in the eye. Power smolders behind her eyes, radiating from every pore.

"You're going to organize your Cult. You're going to recall your members to your base, and you're going to ward it with all the strength you can muster. And when my plan is finished, you will strike swiftly and decisively against the Lobelings. Are we understood?"

Yawgmoth bristles. "Shove it down your throat, you self-righteous-"
"I wouldn't recommend that if I were you. I think it's time for you to leave now. Sir." The trooper turned to the goddess. "I'll be waiting outside." The trooper saluted, spun on his heel and walked out.

OOC: YOU'RE BACK! :dancin: :dancin:

I'm so glad you're back, Lady Gareth!

You were one of the best RPers here, I just didn't notice it at the time.

:w00t:

I pity the fools that stand in your way.

WHAT! Lady Gareths back?........I don't know whether to be happy or to be afraid....(cause Lady Gareth often flamed me in olden times :hides: )

"Oh, no worries, Yawgmoth. You're just going to do a few things for me. The time when you outclassed me in power is long gone. The queen of flames has been made manifest."

Yawgmoth re-appears in a chair, with Miranda looking him dead in the eye. Power smolders behind her eyes, radiating from every pore.

"You're going to organize your Cult. You're going to recall your members to your base, and you're going to ward it with all the strength you can muster. And when my plan is finished, you will strike swiftly and decisively against the Lobelings. Are we understood?"

Yawgmoth radiates dark power of his own. "Don't be arrogant, child. My magic is just as strong as yours, if not stronger."

"Just because you're a deity now does not make you omnipotent. And in case you didn't know, my Cathedral is a floating fortress now. Seeing as you clearly lack omniscience, the Cult was recreated."

"I am not one of your weak-minded followers. What's in it for me?"

WHAT! Lady Gareths back?........I don't know whether to be happy or to be afraid....(cause Lady Gareth often flamed me in olden times :hides: )
OOC: Ah yes, Please give 'zap a chance, Garessranda. He's improved substantially.

"I am not one of your weak-minded followers....."

Yawgmoth hears Sierra's voice in his head. "I heard that, jackass!"

OOC: As have I, but I'm sick and tired of people trying to take my loyal followers from me.

Meanwhile, Commander has all of his vaunted spies and soon HE'LL be unstoppable, but y'all seem to want to utterly destroy me and the power I have.

Why?

@ Sierra:

"I know you did, meatbag. Stop provoking me. 'Tis not a wise decision."

OOC: Apparently I don't DESERVE to be an evil overlord or something. :rolleyes:

Gtg for tonight.

IC: Yawgmoth leaves the church.

@ Sierra:

"I know you did, meatbag. Stop provoking me. 'Tis not a wise decision."
"Oh, if you get a note from a, 'Mr. Scruffywufficus,' I advise you throw it out without reading the message. Goodbye." Sierra retreats from the death god's mind.

gareth's back - cool.
ARG's dying- not cool
potatoes- cool.

Jango, don't start the end is nigh talk again last time people started saying that the ARG was dieing I nearly ripped out my hair from annoyance

Jango, don't start the end is nigh talk again last time people started saying that the ARG was dieing I nearly ripped out my hair from annoyance

fine. I won't but note how I said dying. not dead. However, the flame wars ending soon and a new storyline would be nice.

:bump:

Caboose looks around, shocked by the fact that Jessica_Morgan hasn't posted yet today. "MIRANDA! COME BACK! I BAKED YOU A MUFFIN!"

Caboose looks around, shocked by the fact that Jessica_Morgan hasn't posted yet today. "MIRANDA! COME BACK! I BAKED YOU A MUFFIN!"

The chicken appears with cornbread.

Caboose grabs the cornbread, and slams it into his helmet as fast as possible. The cotrnbread smears his entire visor and field of vision, and the soldier gasps. "Church! I forgot how to eat!"

Caboose grabs the cornbread, and slams it into his helmet as fast as possible. The cotrnbread smears his entire visor and field of vision, and the soldier gasps. "Church! I forgot how to eat!"

The chicken leaves several small gifts for the people in the Church, and chickenwalks away.

The chicken leaves several small gifts for the people in the Church, and chickenwalks away.
Gareth thanks the chicken.

Gareth thanks the chicken.

*random npc walks up with cookbook, flipping through chicken recipes.*

*random npc walks up with cookbook, flipping through chicken recipes.*
Hitu points to a cajun (sp?) grill recipe on Page 47.

Alexandr leaves a briefcase on the doorstep of the Church, then walks off.

In the throne room, quietly contemplating, sits the Lady Miranda, deep in thoughts of fire that threaten to melt the throne she sits on - only her almost negligable use of mana prevents that from occuring. Her body, wreathed in flames, is barely even visible.

It's grim. My church is fragmented and idle...change must be evoked soon.

Her thoughts are disrupted by the feeling of something at the steps of her Cathedral, and slowly, the goddess gets up and strides to the front gate, leaving blazing footprints behind her. Idly, she calls the briefcase to her throne and wills it open to view whatever is inside.

In the throne room, quietly contemplating, sits the Lady Miranda, deep in thoughts of fire that threaten to melt the throne she sits on - only her almost negligable use of mana prevents that from occuring. Her body, wreathed in flames, is barely even visible.

It's grim. My church is fragmented and idle...change must be evoked soon.

Her thoughts are disrupted by the feeling of something at the steps of her Cathedral, and slowly, the goddess gets up and strides to the front gate, leaving blazing footprints behind her. Idly, she calls the briefcase to her throne and wills it open to view whatever is inside.
Yay, Jessie is back!

[subliminal message]Post for Gleemax[/subliminal message]
:shifty:

In the throne room, quietly contemplating, sits the Lady Miranda, deep in thoughts of fire that threaten to melt the throne she sits on - only her almost negligable use of mana prevents that from occuring. Her body, wreathed in flames, is barely even visible.

It's grim. My church is fragmented and idle...change must be evoked soon.

Her thoughts are disrupted by the feeling of something at the steps of her Cathedral, and slowly, the goddess gets up and strides to the front gate, leaving blazing footprints behind her. Idly, she calls the briefcase to her throne and wills it open to view whatever is inside.

Inside the briefcase is a book. It is titled "On the History of the Church of Tranzoorder. The book is leather bound, and a silk bookmark rests between some of the pages. A note, written in an untidy scrawl rests near the book.

"Thought you might want this, I wrote it shortly after your departure.

-Alex."

Okay, keep OOC seperate from IC, aye? Because if you walk into the church, Miranda is gonna toast your Gleemaxian ass like a shooter n00b against Fatal1ty.

The Lady smiles, and the book fades off to the library before she resumes her seat on the throne, deep in thought.

Um... Why? I'm not actually for/against anyone, I just prefer to help Gleemax because they have scones and cookies.

Um... Why? I'm not actually for/against anyone, I just prefer to help Gleemax because they have scones and cookies.
OOC: lots of cookies, actually. check the GleeBakery. And post for Gleemax.

OOC: lots of cookies, actually. check the GleeBakery. And post for Gleemax.

Can I have a Cheesecookie?

Can I have a Cheesecookie?
OOC: 10 gp.

*hands Jm2c 10gp* 10 of the old currency for you, my friend.

*hands Jm2c 10gp* 10 of the old currency for you, my friend.
OOC: No. GoQg.

OOC: No. GoQg.

You said GP. No matter, I'm a millionaire *Hands Jm2c 10 GoQg.*

You said GP. No matter, I'm a millionaire *Hands Jm2c 10 GoQg.*
OOC: *hands Alex a cheesecookie*

OOC: *hands Alex a cheesecookie*

*Eats the Cheesecookie* Now I need a coke, off to Best's store!

GAMRA Island Resort's anti-spam lazers charge up.

"Lieutenant, I want a firing vector for the Church of the Role-Playing Pantheon! Now!"
"Th-the-the Church, sir? But.... but sir, no one's ever been able to eliminate that much spam before! It could short-circuit our power!"
"Just do it, son."
"Aye, sir."

The lazer charges up, then fires. A huge, red hot beam blasts the Church with forty megatons of anti-spam resolution, then dissolves as the smoke clear away, and all the spammy-mcspam-spam posts collapse into nothing.

"Good work, Lieutenant, that was a close one."

OOC: Phew! Much has happened in a few days of my absence!

IC:

Kijitsu gets up from the dining room table, full of food but empty of knowledge of the past events he saw and heard.

He concentrates and teleports back to the shrine area.

He stares at the statue of Johnny and then walks over to the statue of Lady Gareth.

"So let me get this straight," Kijitsu say to himself.

"Gareth is no longer a vampire but is now human, Johnny is afraid of being killed by something powerful enough to kill a god, and now another person thought dead, Lady Gareth, has returned. Yet she is not Lady Gareth anymore but now called Lady Miranda. So many questions."

Kijitsu holds his head in pain as a headache interrupts his thought.

He takes a moment to clear his head and sees double doors with a sign reading "Library" hanging over it.

"Perhaps the answers will be found in there," Kijitsu says as he proceeds through the doors into the library.

A popping sound is heard, and a dark being stands where it came from. It looks at everyone from hollowed out eye sockets. "Ah. This is the church. I see you have defenses to keep out any being that you don't want to have enter. Well, almost any being. Johnny set these up, yes? If so, it's no wonder I could enter. Johnny is dead. I killed him. I am Death. You all will be dead soon as well, might I add. You have two choices- join me or perish. I thank you for your time. Oh, and make up your mind soon. I'm not one for repeating myself." With that, Death vanished in a plume of smoke, leaving nothing but the body of Johnny, lifeless.

A popping sound is heard, and a dark being stands where it came from. It looks at everyone from hollowed out eye sockets. "Ah. This is the church. I see you have defenses to keep out any being that you don't want to have enter. Well, almost any being. Johnny set these up, yes? If so, it's no wonder I could enter. Johnny is dead. I killed him. I am Death. You all will be dead soon as well, might I add. You have two choices- join me or perish. I thank you for your time. Oh, and make up your mind soon. I'm not one for repeating myself." With that, Death vanished in a plume of smoke, leaving nothing but the body of Johnny, lifeless.
Gareth sighed. "Johnny, you really need to learn to stop getting yourself in so much trouble. You're costing us a fortune in diamonds. This is the last ressurection I can cast in a while, until Hitu gets back from Brazil. Make it last." The ex-paladin cast True Ressurection on the fallen god.

The chicken stares Death in the eyes.

Gareth sighed. "Johnny, you really need to learn to stop getting yourself in so much trouble. You're costing us a fortune in diamonds. This is the last ressurection I can cast in a while, until Hitu gets back from Brazil. Make it last." The ex-paladin cast True Ressurection on the fallen god.

No movement occurs. Johnny remains still. Johnny remains dead.

The chicken stares Death in the eyes.

"Don't test my patience, fowl. I have slain trillions of you in a day. What makes you think you can best me when every other time we've fought, I've won?"

No movement occurs. Johnny remains still. Johnny remains dead.



"Don't test my patience, fowl. I have slain trillions of you in a day. What makes you think you can best me when every other time we've fought, I've won?"

The chicken simply stares at Death menicingly.

No movement occurs. Johnny remains still. Johnny remains dead.



"Don't test my patience, fowl. I have slain trillions of you in a day. What makes you think you can best me when every other time we've fought, I've won?"
"Krif. Hey, Death, would you mind leaving? It's gonna be hard to revive Johnny with you around.... and, if he dies, my only deity is Miranda.... and that means it's not a pantheon anymore. Technically. So it would really, really work in my favor if Johnny came back. Cause we've changed the name six times already. We don't have the funds to change the name to 'The Church of Lord Miranda'.

Please?"

OOC: Johnny, while you're here, update the Coliseum, pretty please? It's not nice to tease us with a CA then make it impossible to advance. :(

Do you carry a sythe, or is that just an urban legend?

Do you carry a sythe, or is that just an urban legend?

"A scythe? That was an image began when I killed a farmer. Someone saw me, and spread word that it was my preferred method of killing. I prefer the removal of souls. Like I did to Johnny."

OOC: Johnny, while you're here, update the Coliseum, pretty please? It's not nice to tease us with a CA then make it impossible to advance. :(

No. No no no. No...
Okay.

"Krif. Hey, Death, would you mind leaving? It's gonna be hard to revive Johnny with you around.... and, if he dies, my only deity is Miranda.... and that means it's not a pantheon anymore. Technically. So it would really, really work in my favor if Johnny came back. Cause we've changed the name six times already. We don't have the funds to change the name to 'The Church of Lord Miranda'.

Please?"

"A shame that even after I leave, Johnny will remain like that. I hold his soul on my plane. The only way to obtain it is to come to my home world (which will be arriving here very soon) and taking it back. Believe me. It won't happen."

The chicken simply stares at Death menicingly.

Death laughs, and holds up a bucket of KFC. "This is what you will be by Thursday's end."

Gareth shoots Death a glance that would stop himself in his tracks. "Then you had best hope that I am dead before your home world arrives. Because when it gets here, I am going to personally stroll into your plane, slaughter every skeletal son of a ***** residing there, grab you by your neck, and snap you in half. Then, I will snatch Johnny's soul away from your clutches, incinerate your plane, return Johnny's soul, and by the time I'm done, you'll be begging me to leave. You have no idea how fricking screwed you are." Gareth turned to a ninja. "Dashi. Ready the second squad. We move out at dusk."

Gareth shoots Death a glance that would stop himself in his tracks. "Then you had best hope that I am dead before your home world arrives. Because when it gets here, I am going to personally stroll into your plane, slaughter every skeletal son of a ***** residing there, grab you by your neck, and snap you in half. Then, I will snatch Johnny's soul away from your clutches, incinerate your plane, return Johnny's soul, and by the time I'm done, you'll be begging me to leave. You have no idea how fricking screwed you are." Gareth turned to a ninja. "Dashi. Ready the second squad. We move out at dusk."

Alex appears next to Gareth. "I'm in. So is Thor, Tyresius, Zeratul and Titus."

Naxxon enters. "We fighting someone? Sweet! It's ben so boring around here lately."

Kale walks through the doors of the church. "I heard you're going to fight death.How fun.One of the reasons I became undead was to spite death itself."

Gareth shoots Death a glance that would stop himself in his tracks. "Then you had best hope that I am dead before your home world arrives. Because when it gets here, I am going to personally stroll into your plane, slaughter every skeletal son of a ***** residing there, grab you by your neck, and snap you in half. Then, I will snatch Johnny's soul away from your clutches, incinerate your plane, return Johnny's soul, and by the time I'm done, you'll be begging me to leave. You have no idea how fricking screwed you are." Gareth turned to a ninja. "Dashi. Ready the second squad. We move out at dusk."


I want a little info on the death's plane thing. I'm in but am waiting to see If I can use Jango or If I'm stuck with Aiel.

I want a little info on the death's plane thing. I'm in but am waiting to see If I can use Jango or If I'm stuck with Aiel.

OOC:What about that insane guy?

OOC:What about that insane guy?

far to feral. I was gonna use him if I'm on during the Flame War.

OOC;Yeah, you're right.Hey did we ever acheive immortality in that trek quest?

OOC;Yeah, you're right.Hey did we ever acheive immortality in that trek quest?


... I dunno. I abandoned that quest and character.

OOC:I don't know what happened either.Which reminds me of something.Didn't you just say you quit, like yesterday in the GAMRA HQ.

OOC:I don't know what happened either.Which reminds me of something.Didn't you just say you quit, like yesterday in the GAMRA HQ.

no, I said PM me if the RPG picks up. because I don't check much of it anymore and may go a day or two without checking at all.

"A scythe? That was an image began when I killed a farmer. Someone saw me, and spread word that it was my preferred method of killing. I prefer the removal of souls. Like I did to Johnny."

So you don't carry a weapon?

A single Marine with an Austrailian accent jogs in, and comes skidding to a halt a few feet away from Gareth. He loosely salutes, and clutches his Assault Rifle tightly. "Count me in too, sir! Though you'll forgive me if I'm not going for Johnny - I'm in it for a.... friend. Sir."
"Very well, Corporal. And who might this friend be?"
Chipps Dubbo looked around nervously. "I'd.... rather not say."

"I wonder how Miranda would feel if I told her a puppet wanted to join our pantheon...."

"I wonder how Miranda would feel if I told her a puppet wanted to join our pantheon...."

What does the green line represent?

What does the green line represent?
"A hypothetical offspring of Cruella De Ville and Saurson. Measures in kilonazis, of course."

"A hypothetical offspring of Cruella De Ville and Saurson. Measures in kilonazis, of course."

funniest OOTS in ages.

funniest OOTS in ages.
OOC: Agreed.

OOC: Agreed.

what're you gonna do since the war's over?

what're you gonna do since the war's over?
OOC: Since I'm the only GAMRAn left on the mountain (excluding the Chief) and I'm surrounded by Gleemaxian PCs, I'mma say die. After that, I dunno.

OOC: Since I'm the only GAMRAn left on the mountain (excluding the Chief) and I'm surrounded by Gleemaxian PCs, I'mma say die. After that, I dunno.

you gonna stay dead?

looks like I'm gonna be having fun with Zed for a while. Insanity may be fun to RP. but as far as it goes it looks like Zed is allied with GAMRA again.

got any suggestions for books either? after I'm done with the WoT again I'll be looking for something to read.

Pick up the next CDF book. When you finish that series, I'd say Artemis Fowl (if you haven't already).

Pick up the next CDF book. When you finish that series, I'd say Artemis Fowl (if you haven't already).

Arty is done, next cdf will be grabbed next time I'm in the school library.

OK. After that, pick up The Fall of Reach.

OK. After that, pick up The Fall of Reach.

sorry, not looking for Halo. I've barely ever played the first game.

OOC: Sniff. Sniff. Um. Soldierr X was really good.

OOC: Sniff. Sniff. Um. Soldierr X was really good.

... I dunno about that one. It's awefully short and historicallyish looking.
ah well. I have 2 other series that I've not finished and I suppose If I needed to I could go back to SW novels.

"My plane has appeared. You may fight there if you wish."

*a mighty Platinum dragon appears in a flash of light*

I see that much has happened in my absence...

:weep:

Yup. The Church fell. GAMRA was defeated. The War ended. That's about it.

(gw)

Yup. The Church fell. GAMRA was defeated. The War ended. That's about it.

(gw)
And Gleemax won.

Yup. The Church fell. GAMRA was defeated. The War ended. That's about it.

(gw)

Trannie died, Johnnie Died (I think. he's still playing some though), Lord Gareth was banned (came back with a new account but hasn't been active), Me left and Bas died. leaving your church dead and leaderless.

Trannie died, Johnnie Died (I think. he's still playing some though), Lord Gareth was banned (came back with a new account but hasn't been active), Me left and Bas died. leaving your church dead and leaderless.
Nope. Sierra Lorn is the new High Priestess, and runs this Church now. I'm in the process of rezzing Johnny, and Garjessiranda will be back.

Nope. Sierra Lorn is the new High Priestess, and runs this Church now. I'm in the process of rezzing Johnny, and Garjessiranda will be back.

okay... well then.